A Recap of the First 30 Days

This email was recently sent to me from a dear friend. I offer it to you without comment:

Let's Recap--

1, The American people elect a president with a total of 42 days experience as a U.S. Senator, from the most politically corrupt state in America, whose governor is ousted from office. The President's first official act is to close Gitmo and make sure terrorists civil rights are not violated.

2, The U.S. Congress rushes to confirm a black Attorney General, Eric Holder, whose law firm we later find out represents seventeen Gitmo Terrorists.

3, The CIA Boss, Leon Panetta, with absolutely no intelligence experience, has a daughter, Linda, whom we find out is a true radical anti-American activist who is a supporter of all the Anti-American regimes in the western hemisphere.

4. We get the most corrupt female in America as Secretary of State, bought and paid for.

5. We get a Tax Cheat for Treasury Secretary who files his own taxes.

6. We get a Commerce Secretary nominee who withdrew due to corruption charges.

7. We get a tax cheat nominee for Chief Performance Officer who withdrew under charges.

8. We get a Labor Secretary nominee who withdrew under charges of unethical conduct.

9. We get a nominee for Secretary of Health and Human Services who withdrew under charges
of cheating on his taxes.

10. We get a Congress that votes in the one of the largest spending bills in the history of this
country without anyone really knowing what is in the bill, because there was no time to read
it completely before the vote took place.

And that's just the first thirty days. . . but who's counting.

America is being run by the modern-day Three Stooges ~ Barrack Obama, NancyPelosi and Harry Reid ~ and they are still trying to define stimulus. Stimulus is where the government gives a smidgen of your tax dollars back to you making you feel so good about yourself [stimulated] that you want to run right out to Wal-Mart and buy a new Chinese-made HDTV and go home and watch Telemundo!

One last thought in closing:

The U.S. government announced today that it is changing its national symbol to a CONDOM, because that more accurately reflects the government's current political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!